why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”


we need animals in this world because they are able to experience such unadulterated joy from a goddamn bowl of strawberries and that is really important 


I have 2 moods. 

1. I’m too high for this shit.

2. I’m not high enough for this shit.


a series of unfortunate eyebrows


Zanjeer was a Labrador Retriever who served as a detection dog with the Mumbai Police. Due to his impeccable service detecting many explosives and other weapons—in particular during the 1993 Mumbai bombings where he saved thousands of lives—he was given a full state funeral of highest honors.